A Request

Just thought I'd harness the immense readership of bil.com to ask a favor. Can anyone procure for me one of those big squirt bottles of caramel they have at Dunkin Donuts for lattes? I'm willing to buy one if that's possible, though if one were to show up on my doorstep mysteriously I wouldn't ask any questions. I've dispatched some agents into the field, but on missions such as this you can't always depend on your operatives. I do have a cousin who works at DD (boy, am I a Rhodeyelandah or what?!) but I'd rather not get her in trouble (she's from North Providence after all, you know what that means...)

Thanks!