The Democratic Republic of Embilia has been having a bit of an environmental problem, as it's been known for its barren, inhospitible landscapes for quite some time now. Our national animal, the ring-tailed lemur, teetered on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Luckily, we in Embilia's enormous government have turned things around and our very large, socially progressive nation, is becoming renowned for its burgeoning Ring-Tailed Lemur population! And all it cost the citizens was a modest 2% increase in the tax rate (which, of course, is much higher for the wealthy) to 35%. Meanwhile, Steve is proud of his complete lack of income tax, so his people can keep more of their money (which they are subsequently murdered for).
Posted by Bil at August 15, 2004 12:55 AMMy economy is 'thriving' so they can all go out and buy handguns -- with the right to carry -- and take care of business themselves ; )
Posted by: Steve at August 16, 2004 08:37 AM : Link this commentI love lemurs and i want them to be free!!!!!
Posted by: BOB at October 27, 2004 10:38 AM : Link this commentLEMURS ARE SO CUTE N' FUZZY! No death! Save them! *holds up 1000 picit signs*
Posted by: Diana at February 27, 2005 02:08 PM : Link this commentAwww, I love Lemurs! *starts chanting 'Save the Lemurs! Save the Lemurs!'* That kills me that they almost got extinct!
Posted by: Paige at February 28, 2005 02:29 AM : Link this commentIm a lemur and i would like to be saved not killed. So be kind to us..we just want to chill in the trees!!
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