Back yahd fiyawerks! At the Haht Dawg Pahty! Thanks Jallen!
The Annual Hot Dog Party was excellent: Ballpark Franks, Fenway Franks, Grillmaster Cajun Franks, and Tofu Dogs.
Yacht Club Soda, Old Speckled Hen, and a bucket of frozen daquiris.
BEST FIREWORK SHOW EVER at the Atwood ballfield by the Saint Mary's Feast Association (don't count on that being the official name) consisting of 1 (one) grand opening, 2 (two) FALSE GRAND FINALES, and 1 (one) actual grand finale.
Also, everyone who attended received a complimentary Alan Shawn Feinstein sticker* with authentic Alan Shawn Feinstein quote.
*When ASF finally ends World Hunger, these stickers will be practically priceless. If you act now, you can purchase these stickers for a fraction of their future price. Join my elite ASF Sticker Club and become a millionaire when every human being on the planet has food in their cupboards. 
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Do those stickers really exist? I would love to get my hands on a couple of those…