Keep your eyes on these important states at their appointed hours:
8pm EST: New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Florida (both time zones), Missouri, and Ohio
9pm EST: Wisconsin, Michigan, Minnesota, New Mexico, Colorado, and of course, Rhode Island
It should be all but over if they can call winners in those states, but at 10pm EST polls will close in Iowa and Nevada. Most likely we'll know all we need to know by seeing who wins two out of these three: Pennsylvania, Ohio and Florida.
Grab some Sam Adams (another Massachusetts patriot) and hopefully we'll be toasting President-elect Kerry by 10pm.
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