So I woke up early this morning and decided to roll out and vote. I headed over to Oaklawn school because I never legally changed by address from Cranston to Warwick. Coffee in hand I strolled in, saw no line, gave my name and was promptly told that I wasn't on the list. In 2000 I registered and requested an absentee ballot. It never came. I assumed that it was lost in the mail, but after today I assume that my registration was completely hosed. I know, I know, I should have checked. I was given the option to drive to city hall to cast a vote for president (sorry folks - not worth my time in a state that always goes blue), or to fill out one of these fancy new provisional ballots. I wanted to vote yes on props 11 and 14 (arts bonds and 50 is million for quonset point) so I went for the provisional ballot. I proudly connected my arrows with a black marker (RI is crazy), sealed my ballot, and inserted it into a burlap sack (obviously so it can be easily burned and disposed of). I was dissapointed that my vote probably won't count, but what I was most pissed about (aside from the fact that I woke up early for nothing), was the fact that there was no way for me to register to vote. They basically said, you can't vote, go fuck off. I would have been much happier if after being denied the right to vote I could fill out a voter registration form and have it checked so I can be sure that my vote will count next time around. I had to go back to work and register to vote online. That sucks. At first I thought that I wasted my time waking up to cast a provisional ballot. After thinking about it I realized that I did something really important today. After casting a provisional ballot, I technically voted - now P. Diddy is less likely to kill me. Thank god.

Sorry America, I Should Have Slept In

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