Red Sox win! Red Sox win!! Has being 8½ games out of first place ever felt so good? The Sox just made a miraculous comeback against the Yankees after laying the smack down on the Empirettes. Jason Varitek is my hero. So is Billy Mueller. And Official Soxer of A Cry for Help, Trot Nixon, was no joke in defending our friend Gabe Kapler. Not that I saw it from the bleachers or anything, but damn, the fight was nice and the game was better. Three runs and a walk-off homer off Señor Automatic Mariano Rivera?! Best game all year.
in yer eye, sissy
Did I mention, as of right now, I hate Nightwing, who was at today's game, about as much as I hate Fox announcers Joe Buck and Tim McCarver? Bastards all. Seriously though, I had to mute the television for innings at a time to keep from being aurally jizzed on as McCarver gave 10-minute broadcast blowjobs to Jeter and A-rod (and Sheffield and Matsui and Joe Torre and...). And Curse Shmurse. Some people can't take the heat.

Still We Believe!

  • July 25th, 2004
  • Posted in Red Sox

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