Red Sox win!
Red Sox win!!
Has being 8½ games out of first place ever felt so good? The Sox just made a miraculous comeback against the Yankees after laying the smack down on the Empirettes. Jason Varitek is my hero. So is Billy Mueller. And Official Soxer of A Cry for Help, Trot Nixon, was no joke in defending our friend Gabe Kapler. Not that I saw it from the bleachers or anything, but damn, the fight was nice and the game was better. Three runs and a walk-off homer off Señor Automatic Mariano Rivera?! Best game all year.
Did I mention, as of right now,
I hate Nightwing, who was at today's game, about as much as I hate Fox announcers Joe Buck and Tim McCarver? Bastards all. Seriously though, I had to mute the television for innings at a time to keep from being aurally jizzed on as McCarver gave 10-minute broadcast blowjobs to Jeter and A-rod (and Sheffield and Matsui and Joe Torre and...).
And
Curse Shmurse. Some people can't take the heat.
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I’ll get you for this! As sure as Trot Nixon can’t figure out how many outs there are in a ballgame, I will get you…
But a brief truce.
In one breath McCarver talks about going to a musical and in the next he verbally strokes Jetes under the pinstripes. You draw your own conclusions.
But Joe Buck was worse. MUCH MUCH worse. He called Jetes a gamer for breaking his face and still playing while Nomar “rested his achilles tendon on the bench”
No mention of playing a full season with a seriously injured wrist and WINNING A BATTING TITLE.
BTW, Joe, Jeter’s BA is something like .270
Captain my arse…
Mueller Time!
Fenway Park, summer afternoon, Yankees in town. Bench clearing brawl, trading the lead at least 5 times, going into the bottom of the ninth with (Panamanian drag queen) Mariano Rivera on the mound. Down by two runs. Nomie hits…