Kerry Strikes Out in Baseball

Kerry told a radio interviewer that his favorite Red Sox player was Eddie Yost. Eddie Yost never played for the Sox. He spent most of his career with the Washington Senators, where he earned the nickname “The Walking Man” for his ability to draw a base on balls.
Kerry once praised “Manny Ortez” of the Red Sox. There’s no Manny Ortez on the Sox lineup–or indeed, any other MLB roster. Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz play for the Red Sox. Maybe all baseball players names sound alike to the Democrat nominee.
When Kerry threw the first pitch at a Red Sox-Yankees game, he did not throw from the pitcher’s mound — yet still bounced the ball before it reached home plate. He then blamed his namby-pamby throw on the catcher, a National Guard soldier and Iraq war veteran: “I held back,” Kerry told reporters. “He was very nervous. I tried to lob it gently.” Conclusion: John Kerry throws a baseball worse than a girl.
John Kerry responds to George Bush’s GOP acceptance speech with the following opening remarks:
“I’ll tell you what happened tonight that will be remembered. The Boston Red Sox moved to within 2.5 games of the New York Yankees.”
At the time of Kerry’s speech,however, the Red Sox had not moved up in the standings. While they won that night, so did the Yankees, and the Sox remained 3.5 games back. And John Kerry accuses Bush of misleading the American people?

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