Why Edwards Over Gephardt?
The Phoenix's Phillipe and Jorge have the best reason I've seen so far why Dick Gephardt did not get the VP nod: "Well, it just goes to show you, via John Kerry's choice of John Edwards over Dick Gephardt for his running mate, that it always pays to have eyebrows." Sounds about right to me.
(this week's Cool, Cool World is especially good, as it picks on the ProJo's Mark Patinkin and features a nice account of how they greeted the Queen effin' Mary [and passes similar judgement on the fireworks display]. Check it out.)