Dear International Motor Group Service Dept, Warwick, RI,
I understand that you don't make much money off of state mandated car inspections, and thus would like to find another, more lucrative, service to provide me. However, my current bills and student loan debt preclude me from dropping the $500 you requested to install a $130 pipe and clean my fuel injectors. So I'm sorry that I had to put that pipe on myself, in 45 minutes with no lift, and you had to retest my car for free. I wish I could have given you a grand and gotten a new suspension, too, but it just wasn't in the cards. I don't even drive that much anymore.
Sorry again,
Bil