Well, apparently Mitch Hedberg died last night/early this morning. Maybe that's why i woke up at 4am. It sucks, i just saw him like 2 weeks ago, he was great. They're (by they're i'm saying the posters here) saying it was a heroine overdose - which doesn't surprise me, he was pretty fucked up when i saw him. On a lighter note, i'm going to a concert tonight - Eiffel Tower, Say Hi To Your Mom, and Aqueduct. I'm excited. I also bought more Shins tickets today, so now i'm going to all three of their NY shows. They're playing providence (the auditorium at Brown), but i think it's sold out, you should try to find tickets if you don't have them already - perhaps craigslist.org? thought i'd add a few of my favorite jokes: I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I'll just give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a doughnut...Some skeptical friend, don’t even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here...oh wait it's back home in the file...under "D", for doughnut. s You know they call corn on the cob, corn on the cob, but that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that corn, they should call every other version corn off the cob. It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call it Mitch. Then reattach it and call me Mitch-all-together... I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."

Mitch?

  • March 31st, 2005
  • Posted in Humor

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