I don't know how much this counts, legally, but with the interweb as my witness, if ever my brain turns to spinal fluid and I have no hope of recovery, my choice would be to refuse medical treatment and life-sustaining measures. Mom, dad, Em, I know it would be extremely hard, but please, don't let my body live on without me.
Now, as to Terri Schiavo, I can't decide whether or not to post about her case, it's, as you surely know, complicated. It could be pretty compelling if she dies on the day that Christ died (observed), however. One thing's for sure, though, after watching the Daily Show roundup of what's being aired on cable news, I am so glad I haven't had occasion to tune in to any of them in months. Wow.
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Dear The Internets,
As the interweb is my witness, I don’t want to be force-fed like a foi gras goose and used as a political football for cynical, moralistic asshats.
Thank you for your time.
in case you didn’t get the memo, the long standing king of internet insult terms, “asshat”, has been retired following it’s recent use and airing on The O.C.. i hope this doesn’t leave too much a gaping hole in your battlefield vocabulary. thank you.