So you're like, a wicked popular guy, everyone loves you, you have lots of friends, and you've got a sweet website where you put up pictures. Then, you get in a fight with one of your friends, 'cuz he said some mean stuff and wouldn't let you order for him at that fancy restaurant. Whatcha gonna do? If you said "run any pictures of that jerk (
and his kids!) through some photoshop filters and post them back up on your (Senatorial) MySpace with a, oh man,
really funny 'disclaimer'", then you're right!
Now, there was never much chance that I'd draw the line to Laffey's name under "US Senator," so I'm going to pretend stuff like this could lose my vote, but come on. You're embarrassing us, Mr. Mayor!
What happened to the staid statesmanship of our legislature's upper house? The current president of the Senate
tells a member to perform the anatomically impossible. Oklahoma elects a guy who ran on a platform of
opposing phantom lesbianism rampant in Oklahoman high school bathrooms (but hey, that's OK, so it's not really that surprising). Now Laffey is running so that "the smallest state can have the
biggest mouth strongest voice in Washington." If it was Laffey for US Rep, then I could see it. You get to go crazy there. You could even
vaguely threaten members of the judicial branch! Representative Laffey, that would be fun. Jimmy Langevin doesn't seem like much of a partier.
Anyway, you can check out the
picture gallery here. Poor taste? Merely thuggish? Stalinesque? We report, you decide.
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