A Cry for Help

First off, James has posted the top 12 reasons homosexual marriage should not be legal, which you should definitely check out.
Now, the other day, Ultra Laser and I were at Home Depot, buying a Rubbermaid shed with gift cards he got as presents from his recent nuptials. The Home Depot Associate helping us, a woman [...]

I’m not one to just go and post stuff from another site, but… this really brightened my day with cat shit related humor. The following is from Penny Arcade which is one of my few religious reads on the web.
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“I received a late birthday gift yesterday from Brenna’s parents, one of these automated [...]

Everyone I know did a “wha-?!” when President Bush announced out of the blue that we must get steroids out of sports during the State of the Union. Ridiculous as it may have been to focus more on performance enhancing substances than on WMD, it looks like there is some movement on the issue among [...]

Ben Folds, who I’ve loved since E-dogg and I saw live at the (soon to be gone) Met Cafe, put out a couple of 5 song EPs that I just downloaded off iTunes. The songs are decent, but I wanted to highlight one that I really like.
There’s a track called “All U Can Eat” (don’t [...]

I’m not sure if you can tell, but that picture up there is the sticker from Em’s car uncovered after last February’s massive snowstorm. I thought it was fitting and all since Spring Training has started and we’re all ready to wipe the cold snow away. Plus Em and I had exactly the same idea [...]

OK, Ralph Nader is running for President again. I’m going to institute what I have come to call the “Michael Jackson Rule” and refuse to talk about it absent real news. Everyone’s been going on and on about “what does this all mean!?” and I’m not that interested. As I see it, if Nader had [...]

So I got my hopes up tonight, because I managed to download a copy of the old bil.com database, but when I opened it, it was missing, oh, all the posts and half the comments. So, no dice. I actually have all the posts in their HTML page format, but that’s a lot different than [...]

It’s here!!! Spring Training is upon us now that the 2004 Boston Red Sox pitchers and catchers are in Florida, getting ready for another headlong run at 86 years of history. Curt Schilling is, by all accounts, in amazing shape and rearing to go. Pedro Martinez is, of course, not quite there yet (he’s been [...]

Long story short, a communication breakdown between my host and I has resulted in the loss of the last 600 Cry for Help posts. It’s possible that I will someday be able to recover most or all, but as it stands now that’s going to require A LOT of work, and I’ve barely been able [...]

Better late than never folks. I’m Nightwing (bet you forgot I had posting rights) and this is my top 10.5 albums of 2003.
10.5) Against Me! - As The Eternal Cowboy - the best 23 minutes of punk rock this year. That’s the problem though, it rocks but barely registers because it is over [...]