A Cry for Help

Well, that was instructive. If you see a sticker like this on someone’s car, they’re probably gay, but not always. It might be an equality-loving straight person, or they might just be confused (or just nuts). We also learned that Grace’s car is as liberal as they come (but does it run on biodiesel?!) and [...]

I thought I was on to something here by getting 13 comments on this 28 word entry. Maybe I’ll stick to under-50-word entries from now on. E.dogg’s short attention span will appreciate it. Oops, this post is getting too long…

Speaking of love, vertebrate style this time, congratulations to my favorite Democratic Senator, Jack Reed, on his holiday engagement. I had no idea he was such a bachelor. And, amazingly this will be only his first marriage. How un-Senator like (although it’s not like he’s a Republican…)

Feel the love.

Some people think its unnatural for a conch and a hermit crab to get together, but we’re pretty open-minded here at A Cry for Help.

Does having a Human Rights Campign sticker (like this) on your car mean the same thing as a rainbow strip, or do a lot of straight people have them too? Just wondering.

Happy Thanksgiving, all. May your turkey be juicy and tomorrow’s shopping be savings-ful. Yeah, they really go together, don’t they? On a day in which millions brave perennially awful transportation gridlock to be with family, count how often the TV in the other room pitches “quality erectile experiences” to you and yours. After saying [...]

I didn’t get to post last night, so to make up for it… Look!! A cute little puppy!!

That’s Mrs. Ultra Laser’s newest toy. Awwwww, puppies…

ok. so, i don’t want to know if any of this is illegal - if anyone knows that it is for a fact, keep it to yourself because i plan on pleading ignorance. so here’s what i am doing, and you guys are coming along for the ride. the plan is to use kiddie toys [...]

This is the best thing out of a Rhode Island City Hall since pink flamingos sprung up in Cranston:

North Providence Mayor Ralph Mollis laid off 28 town workers for one day Monday in response to a theft at a Department of Public Works garage.
Mollis laid off all 28 DPW employees for one day without pay [...]

Bloglines update: 364 Unread Items. I did knock off a few sites tonight, but damn, the internets got a lot of stuff added every day. And my brain tends to explode when I sit in Barnes and Noble for longer than an hour or two. Also, I almost drove my car off the road today [...]

When it all comes down to it, I’m not much of a sports fan. I can get into it during the playoffs, I can watch the Pats when they are playing well, I’ll watch the Sox when they are fighting the yankees or making history - I keep an eye out, but I’m not [...]

Be back on Sunday.
Meanwhile, a link or two!
More blue state elitism, in table form! Us morals-deficient Dem voters shure are smart. How you like dem apples? [update: or maybe not. No one knows for sure. However, I will take a page from the Bush doctrine and not let any of them pesky "facts" get in [...]