A Cry for Help

I have Apple stock, so I urge you and all your friends to go get in line now to buy an iPhone.
That said, there’s just no way I can justify getting one. I have T-Mobile, so there wasn’t much chance I’d switch to AT&T anyway, but I was thinking about it. Then I did some [...]

You can imagine how surprised I was today to find out that I am among a select group of Republicans selected to be a representative of the thoughts of all Republicans in my district! Today’s mail brought me a letter and a survey from the Republican National Committee with a plea for my thought. It [...]

Ah, good to know I’m not the only one who thinks their stupid phone is vibrating in their pocket all the time.
Of course, I only get about 3 real calls a week, which makes my phantom rings that much more sad.

I am a bit of a gadget guy, and I love having people over and making food for them. Combine these two passions and it’s no surprise I graduated from this freeze-the-bowl-for-24-hours ice cream maker to this sure-its-225-bucks-but-probably-worth-it ice cream maker.
First person to buy me this book gets 4 pints of your favorite picks from [...]